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Scope Demotivational Poster


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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm
ROFLMAO! 5 shots to my funny bone. Lol!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:28 pm
by far one of my faves of yours! 5l
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:57 pm
ooohh...bang! You're dead.
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 2:54 pm
nice =)

DAILY HOROSCOPE - LEO Satisfaction Guaranteed


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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
So, how's that do-over workin' out for ya?
Sean - October 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry admin. I did a do-over called "COMPETENCE". Can you delete this please? Thanks.

LULZ - I no-scoped JFK

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:11 pm


BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm
Well played.


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Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:07 pm
Oops! I think the drugs of our youth are finally kicking in. 5L
BoneCD - January 9, 2010, 4:49 pm
Bravo 5 stoned tripin' Poodles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:42 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:41 pm
Ba- dum dum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:38 pm
Why don't preists use bookmarks?......they prefer to bend their pages........that one's for you Aesop.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:34 pm
Pshhhh... I remember when the priests liked the feisty boys. They've really lost their edge.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:34 pm
COuldn't word it better, mooooo.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 2:29 pm

his parents, they have no choice. his Priest wouldn't like him even if he was an alter boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:27 pm
I'll rephrase......I feel bad for the people around him, His parents and his Priest....is that better.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:27 pm
Such the thenthitive mooooo.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 2:17 pm

you feel bad for him? bad enough to share your poppies? I didn't think so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:16 pm
I feel bad for him.... I truly do.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
When he's done with the circle jerks, it'll be too late.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
But can you refine them before Aesop's narc friends find me?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:05 pm
Awwwww.... we can find you some poppies... papi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:52 pm
I thought they were poppies........I have lost interest.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol There won't be enough left over to push up daisies. 5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:47 pm
Oy vey!!!!! Rerun is correct.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 1:45 pm

I thought Moooooooooooo came here for the Kosher humor I provide and my password for jewishgirlsgonewild
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
I'm good btw Aggy....Hold on... the Gremlin is asking for more Bissell liquid......
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:41 pm
Furthermore, aesop, the negativity ends now. You need to keep your comments to yourself if they can't be constructive or at least in reference to the picture or poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:40 pm
BTW Aesop....no he couldn't.....so nyaaa nyaa nyaa.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:35 pm
Oh yeah, thanks for clearing that up......Hey Aesop.....Go fuck your hat!
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Because you like burritos?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:33 pm
I've fucking had it!....Why did I ever come here in the first place?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL - how you doin' mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:31 pm
That's it. I'm sick of being Criticized....I'm leaving this site for good!.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 10:24 am

aesop, lighten up and take what is written by others for what it is, jokes and sarcasm. Not to sound like a mod, comments like yours tend to get people banned. Sorry mods, I had to say it
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:13 am
mooooooooooooooooooo, u realize that if someone in law enforcement were to feal particularly jackass, he could force this site to give him ur ip and get you arrested by that, or a warrant to get your hair to test for drugs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 9:22 am
LSD is neither a "trip" or a "journey".....If you've ever been there (and I have....many times) you'd know it was an "Experience"............Excuse me for a minute, There's a Gremlin shampooing my carpets..............6L
HareRama - January 9, 2010, 8:56 am
"acid is not a trip... it's a journey" ,I think I'll use it. Anyway 5L

SEEING THE FACE OF GOD - All you need is a telescope

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